Paste a URL. Get a brutally honest conversion audit across 7 categories — with a score, the exact issues, and fixes you can ship today.
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What we grade
Each category is scored 0–100 and weighted into one overall score. Most pages land between 40 and 70. An A is earned, not given.
Can a stranger tell what you sell in 5 seconds?
Benefits, not buzzwords.
'Learn more' is not a call to action.
Logos, numbers, faces. Or nobody believes you.
Real Core Web Vitals from Google PageSpeed.
Most of your traffic. Least of your effort.
Guarantees, security, a human to contact.
Any public landing page. Yours, or the competitor you secretly envy.
We scrape the page, run Google's Lighthouse on mobile, and an AI CRO auditor grades it strictly.
Every issue comes with a severity and a concrete fix — often with rewritten copy.
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