Instant CRO audit · strict scoring

Your landing page
is leaking money.
Let's roast it.

Paste a URL. Get a brutally honest conversion audit across 7 categories — with a score, the exact issues, and fixes you can ship today.

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1 free roast without an account. 3/month with a free account.

What we grade

Seven ways your page loses the sale.

Each category is scored 0–100 and weighted into one overall score. Most pages land between 40 and 70. An A is earned, not given.

A · 90+B · 75C · 60D · 45F · <45

Headline Clarity

Can a stranger tell what you sell in 5 seconds?

Value Proposition

Benefits, not buzzwords.

CTA Strength

'Learn more' is not a call to action.

Social Proof

Logos, numbers, faces. Or nobody believes you.

Page Speed

Real Core Web Vitals from Google PageSpeed.

Mobile Friendliness

Most of your traffic. Least of your effort.

Trust Signals

Guarantees, security, a human to contact.

01

Paste a URL

Any public landing page. Yours, or the competitor you secretly envy.

02

We tear it apart

We scrape the page, run Google's Lighthouse on mobile, and an AI CRO auditor grades it strictly.

03

Fix what matters

Every issue comes with a severity and a concrete fix — often with rewritten copy.

Pricing

Cheaper than one lost customer.

Free

For a reality check.

$0/forever
  • 3 audits per month
  • Full 7-category roast report
  • Saved report history
  • Unlimited audits
  • PDF export
  • Competitor Face-Offs
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Pro

For people who actually ship fixes.

$19/month

  • Unlimited audits
  • Full 7-category roast report
  • Saved report history
  • Print-ready PDF export
  • Competitor Face-Offs + shareable cards
  • Weekly score-drop email alerts

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